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    June 19

    笑话

     

    圣诞夜到了,汤姆的父母却还在工作,小汤姆孤零零一个人在家。突然,有一阵急促的敲门声。小汤姆打开了门可是一个人也没有,正要关门时,看见地上有一只蜗牛,这时蜗牛说:“请给我一袋饼干!”

    小汤姆很生气,一脚把蜗牛踢到了花园里,关上了门。

    8年后,又是圣诞夜,汤姆的父母还在外工作,又留下汤姆一个人在家,这时他想起了八年前来过的那只蜗牛。突然,一阵敲门声传来,汤姆开了门,没有人,他低头看见了那只蜗牛,他刚想说:“你要吃饼干吗?我帮你去拿”

    蜗牛先说话了:你他妈干嘛踢我?

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